$SWORDVACAT

Swordvacat

Vacat wif sword

Prayers weren't enough, so they gave the cat a sword. The smallest holy warrior, the biggest mission.

CACOMING SOON

The smallest holy warrior

A cream kitten in a nun's habit holding a glowing sword twice her height

She arrived at the cathedral as a very small cat with a very serious face. The prayers were going fine, but the charts were not, so somebody handed her a sword.

Nobody has asked for it back. Now she patrols the aisles at kitten height, blade first, and the red candles tend to leave on their own.

The kitten praying with a halo, mouth wide open
First, pray

Loudly. With the whole face. It is mostly a meow.

The kitten swinging a golden sword far bigger than she is
Then, swing

The sword is four cats long. She has never once dropped it.

The kitten flying through the air on her sword, habit streaming
Then, ascend

Technically she rides it. The Vatican has stopped asking how.

Light a candle for the bags

Tap a candle to light it. Each one comes with a small blessing. Light all twelve and see who shows up.

The rack is dark. She is waiting.

0 of 12 lit

Biggest mission

Up there. On the sword.

The destination is a cathedral on a cloud. The vehicle is the blade. She did not file a flight plan.